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Fuck Deer Tick
03:24
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FUCK DEER TICK!
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Fuck Cake
01:51
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When you see me coming, you should bake a cake
Cuz I feel like it's my birthday, and I want to get laid
So I'll mix your batter, you can beat my eggs
I'll stick it in the oven, I'll stick it between your legs
It's a fuck cake! Let it bake!
I'll churn your butter, you can whip my cream
I'll let you lick the beaters when they're covered in frosting
You blow out the candle and make a wish
I know that the fuck cake is your favorite dish
It's a fuck cake! Let it bake!
It's a fuck cake! Eat me!
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L.A.G.R.
01:30
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people say that I'm oblivious cuz Im driftin along
I got fired from 7 jobs before this cuz I'm driftin along
I'm smart even though I act retarded
come people lets get this party started
I crashed my van so now I ride my bike I'm drifin along
My girlfriend ditched me for a dyke yeah I'm drifin along it's goin wrong
I'm smart even though I act retarded
come people lets get this party started
I dropped a ham sandwich so I gotta start again I'm just driftin along
I would have just ate it but it was for a friend driftin along I need a bong
Don't look at me like I just farted
Come on people, let's all get retarded!
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Box
02:47
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I live in a box at the foot of the stairs
In the basement of the house at the end of the street
Where the weeds grow up through the cracks in the sidewalk
And the paint flakes off and falls down like leaves
Where they die on the ground like we're all gonna do
I stay awake at night and think of things
That would make people think I'm a creep
I live in a dream-state most of the day
Mainly trying to figure out the easiest way to leave
Cuz I can't be around when the shit goes down
I keep a secret lock of your hair
Wrapped up in a sock in the back of my box
In a plastic bag so it don't get wet
When the basement floods when the storm comes
I take it out and stroke it when I feel alone
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J.P.B. Phoenix, Arizona
Hello Earthling, here are some of the samples of the lo-fi rock and musical endeavours which have oozed from the primal
morass of my fecund mind, channeled through the spirits. Lust for Life!!!
DONATIONS WELCOME! account.venmo.com/u/Joseph-Bartoleit
all songs written, arranged, performed, and produced by Joseph P. Bartoleit
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